Allison, 18. Rice University, McMurtry College. Class of 2017.
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Reblogged from jinglybutts
wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
100000000 points to mom.
Reblogged from fyeahdickgrayson
In which Dick’s supervisors do not approve of his sort of gunplay.
Just so you guys know this seriously happened in the comics. He threw a gun at a person.
PLEASE TELL ME YOU’RE JOKING I AM LAUGHING SO HARD